tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24546933.post1510946909559519728..comments2024-03-26T13:05:52.830-05:00Comments on For What It's Worth: Stephanie Saltouros slated in 10th Subcircuit; Judge Eve Reilly named an alternateJack Leyhanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15884163579967286888noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24546933.post-44560516565836882762015-09-02T19:51:33.846-05:002015-09-02T19:51:33.846-05:00Jack, I sense some bewilderment in the tone of you...Jack, I sense some bewilderment in the tone of your post. As lawyers, we are trained to think of every possible scenario and rule them out one by one. I've put together a rudimentary list of possible reasons for the 10th subcircuit committee's decision, in no order of importance, for your readers' consideration:<br /><br />1. Preckwinkle is now telling committeemen that people of Mediterranean decent can only be judged fairly by other people of Mediterranean decent;<br /><br />2. Boxes of Greek-themed nail files and jar openers are leftover over from the Kyriakopoulos campaign;<br /><br />3. Arena likes it when the top of Pat O'Connor's head turns magenta;<br /><br />4. Criminal defense attorney Ed Genson told committeemen to publicly do something totally outlandish so they can claim the insanity defense down the road if ever indicted;<br /><br />5. The threats from the plumbers union are meaningless in the 45th Ward since Rahm turned off the ward's water supply four years ago;<br /><br />6. Lou Lang brought a sample of medical marijuana to slating;<br /><br />7. Election Day is on St. Patrick's Day next year, so no better time to slip a non-Mick past the northwest side voters;<br /><br />8. Levar blames Reilly for the sausage and peppers joke;<br /><br />9. The Progressive Caucus lost its moral compass with the Fioretti departure;<br /><br />10. Arena has nothing coming up before the Finance Committee for the next four years;<br /><br />11. Karen Lewis is shaking down Martwick;<br /><br />12. Saltouros lit a bag of dog sh*t on fire on Berrios' porch and rang the doorbell while Arena hid in the bushes;<br /><br />13. Committeemen wanted to see Mell stand on the desk and scream for old times sake;<br /><br />14. Kinder, gentler Arena wants to show Rahm, Berrios and Madigan that he is a team player; <br /><br />15. 47th Ward hasn't voted at slating since Ed Kelly left; or<br /><br />16. Saltouros' husband works in customer accounts department at Ashley Madison.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24546933.post-7684320650885221952015-09-02T12:52:36.872-05:002015-09-02T12:52:36.872-05:00Your last sentence, and the use of italics, says i...Your last sentence, and the use of italics, says it all. Patently absurd.<br /><br />I take it Moretti's serves alcohol?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com